to-make-you-laugh

You know what’s better than a piece of fried chicken?

makelove-notwarr:

 Two pieces of fried chicken.

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Dancing at a party

All the guys are like:

All the girls are like:

And then there’s me:

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Guess who’s invisible to the opposite sex?

thetwinthatdied:

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Seeing food posts in your dash

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“Oh wow, you’re up early!”

“Who said I slept?”

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When your friend accidently touches your ass

that moment when I have too many emotions and I can`t say something

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“We’re sorry. Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We’re working quickly to resolve the issue”

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That moment when you inhale to speak and you start choking on your own spit.

You’re like:

Everyone else is like:

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People in school are all so serious and bitchy, but i'm just there thinking about tumblr and walking around like